darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

Stranger: hey man think I could get a cig off you?
Me: sorry, they're for a metaphor...

housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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thefictionthief:

snaketeen:

but no one ever asks what the d wants

that’s because society tells the d it can have everything it wants. 

"photoshop fucking hates me"
- every single person on the earth who ever used photoshop (via princekristof)
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