you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck
never become a parent
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
but no one ever asks what the d wants
that’s because society tells the d it can have everything it wants.